Tomorrow is the first day of Chinese New Year!
Like General Sun Tzu, I have my tactics and strategies to get myself through this battlefield down to a military precision. Except that The Art Of War only has 13 chapters whereas I have enough clothes to cover the first 15 days (the only ones that matter, really) of Chinese New Year. I never thought I would say this, but...I am greater than Sun Tzu. Can I now have my own Wikipedia page? Obviously no self-respecting superstitious Chinese person would dare begin the lunar new year with a wardrobe full of new clothes. But how many of them decide to create for themselves a new dressing room especially for Chinese New Year? I did. I turned one of the guest rooms into my dressing room!